He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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