we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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