gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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