she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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