We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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