The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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