The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Drake has all the answers
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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i am craving dick and cupcakes
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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