You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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