How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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