Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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