Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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