Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
tell me about the fingering
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