Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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