woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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