Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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