We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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