my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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