Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Did I show you my penis last night?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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