Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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