apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize