people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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