im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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