I'm jealous of your bromance
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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