You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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