Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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