Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
All I want is dick and wine.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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