Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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