So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
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