I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
