So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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