i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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