I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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