Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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