I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I would ride that face into the sunset
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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