Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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