i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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