C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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