Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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