you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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