Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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