i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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