Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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