$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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