He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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