Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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