this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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