I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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