His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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