How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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