Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
