What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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