I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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