Is it normal to miss your booty call?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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