I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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